Your wrist pads go WHERE???!..???

So, Jon Harris decided to go rollerblading this afternoon. He put everything on ( rollerblades, knee pads, elbow pads, helmet....) Anyway, he wanted to show me how he put everything on all by himself. He was so proud! After he showed me his knee pads, he told me that he put on the bootie pad and the "Cheetoh" pad. ( Many of you know that is what he calls his "manly part"- he has since he discovered it.) I said,"WHAT in the world are you talking about?" He said, "You know, mom, the pad that has a hole in it for my cheetoh to go through." He proceeded to show me ...... He had taken his wrist pad and put it in his pants! He thought the hole for the thumb was the hole where his cheetoh was supposed to go through..... OMG!!! Imagine what I saw! Bo and I about lost it!! Where does this kid come up with these things!!!???!!!! Needless to say, he knows now where the wrist pads go.